THE OFFICIAL SITE OF COMEDIAN MICHAEL JOINER
Contributing writer for Jay Leno, film & TV actor, and Star of "THE CLEAN STAND-UP COMEDY TOUR" MOVIE
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"Michael Joiner is One of the funniest,most original Comedians working today!"- Dan Barton, TV GUIDE NETWORK
"A PHENOMENAL PERFORMANCE!"
The IMPROV AND AUDIENCE INTERACTION was just incredible!
Tracy Pounders, The Laugh Factory, Fayetteville, NC
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"The Clean Stand Up Comedy Tour" or "Bananas" DVD



The 2 and 1/2 REAL men Comedy show is the alternative to Bill Maher!
Starring 10 yr old Comedian Dustin Joiner, Comedian/Impressionist Scott Wood, and "God’s Smart Aleck" Comedian Michael Joiner, the show is clean, clever, hilarious and politically incorrect. These three incredibly funny stand up Comics are not afraid to show their love for good old American values, God, and family
MICHAEL JOINER
1st place winner of the Hollywood Improvs "FUNNIEST COMIC IN LA" 2008, Michael Joiner has headlined The ICE HOUSE, THE IMPROV,The FUNNY BONE, and hundreds of other Comedy Clubs, One Niters, and Colleges across the nation. Besides being a contributing writer for Jay Leno, Michael is also a film and TV actor in LA. In 2006, Michael was one of only four Comedians chosen nation wide to star in "the Clean Stand up Comedy Tour" Movie, which is now in world wide release.
Michael’s cutting edge, sarcastic, yet CLEAN style, pleases both the regular comedy club clientele who likes his stuff a bit "edgy, as well as the more conservative audience member. Mike’s incredible improv and audience-interaction skills,hardly equalled in the comedy world, means you can count on plenty of fresh material every performance!
DUSTIN JOINER
Dustin has been doing Stand Up Comedy since he was 6 years old. He is now 10! At age six, Dustin’s dad, Michael, enrolled him in his kindergarten talent show where in Dustin’s humble words, "I killed! " Since then Michael has taken Dustin on the road with him to open for several Comedy Club and Corporate gigs (Including The Improv and The Ice House) where Dustin’s uncanny timing and hilarious routine has proven to be" one hard act to follow" In 2005, Dustin was the ONLY performer nationwide chosen to be on America’s Most Talented Kids" in the "COMEDIAN" category! Dustin is also a commercial and TV actor in LA. He currently appears in several national commercials, and recently co-starred on the ABC TV hot show "HOUSE". Dustin was recently chosen as the "Comedian Host" for the General Mills nationwide joke contest "EAT MY WORDS" contest He is also the youngest stand up comedian to be nominated for "the Inspirational country Music Awards" in the Stand up Comedy category.
SCOTT WOOD
Scott has been a full-time comedian since 1989. He was named Stand-up Comedy Champion after winning the Improv Comedy Club’s 2003 Talent Search for funniest comedian. His list of club credits includes The Comedy Store, The Ice House, The Laugh Factory, and the Sahara Hotel in Las Vegas. Scott also just became the Comedy entertainment for 2008 Promise Keepers.Scott’s many television credits include ABC, NBC, CBS, FOX, A&E, Comedy Central, The Family Channel, and two national commercial appearances. Scott is an accomplished impressionist with over 300 celebrity and animated voices in his repertoire, such as Arnold Schwarzenegger, Christopher Walken, George W. Bush, John Travolta, The Simpsons, and Sylvester Stallone, as well as singers such as Michael Bolton, Frank Sinatra, The Backstreet Boys and many more! Scott's impressions have been heard on KLOS, KABC, and the Rick Dees show
Scott’s zany antics, crazy comedy, and right-on-the-money celebrity impressions will have you and your entire audience "Busting A Gut." He’s Outrageous!
" ...a perfect show! Just hilarious! When you made fun of my brother Frank, we were in stitches!
Senator Abel Maldonado (R-Santa Maria, CA)
"That was just great! Very funny! Thanks for making our event a success..."
Mayor Larry Lavagnino ( Santa Maria, CA)
You were over the top great at LoveFest!...we would love to have you join us again next year...Dustin too. The reviews were killer! We appreciated your humor and also the sharing of your faith.... Alison Sweeney, "LOVEFEST" 2008 Program Director, Our Saviour Lutheran Church
"One very funny seven year old! "
Steve Harvey, 2005
"Comedian Scott Wood is exactly what he says he is - a genuinely funny, clean stand up comedian/impressionist! His humor is insightful and his timing is uncanny. I heartily recommend Scott for any occasion that calls for a slightly wacky yet solid comedian."
- Mike Davis, East Texas Baptist University
The 2 and 1/2 REAL men Comedy Show!