Thanks for coming to my covid support page!
If you are here it's because you have been obedient to Gods voice in telling you to give to "America's Favorite Smart Aleck!" (dont be thrown off by the fact that Gods voice may at times sound alot lie my voice when I'm doing a Facebook live)
In all seriousness
THANKS TO THE COVID 19
Like most of my fellow perfomers....
My primary source of income—touring—has been abruptly cut off for the next, well, who knows how many months. While it’s far too soon to know the full impact, the ongoing pandemic—and the resulting shutdown of the daily rhythms of public life—has already crippled the entertainment industry for the indefinite future. It’s bleak. Comedy Clubs are closed as are Cruise ships and many churches.... Festivals are postponed. Arena tours are canceled and as an ACTOR most filming gone dark. The financial impact on arts and culture scenes nationwide is likely to be severe.
SO IVE BEEN MOTIVATED TO CREATE THIS PAGE
...wherein friends, fans and complete strangers can purchases my stuff, book me as a Comedian, Actor or Writer and/or invest in my creative endeavors for lame a** rewards or just to say they helped a brutha out....
So before you take a look around, let me say that whether you invest a buck in one of my projects (el-cheapo!) or three thousand bucks to bring me in for a comedy show
(in which you will receive a miracle within 48 hours of mailing the contract/retainer) ...
THANK YOU! From the bottom of my heart :)
EZ PEAZY SUPPORT
In which you buy my merch to help me eat, buy gas, and purchase my weekly stool softener
REWARD; AUTOGRAPHED COMEDY DVD
WHATEVER YOU WANT TO PAY (AFTER $4 SHIPPING)
Invest in a TIK TOK VIDEO
(Tik Toks can take 20 mins to 6 hours to make correctly)
REWARD; will RE-POST to all my social sites w a BIG shout out to the donator!
COST; (minimum) $75 donation
Original YOUTUBE Comedy/Skit Video
REWARD; Mention YOU, YOUR PRODUCT OR BUSINESS, OR SOMEONE YOU CHOOSE AS PART OF THE SKETCH!
I dont really likeyou as a comedian or a person...so If I give you a few bucks will you leave me alone?!?!?
REWARD; MIKE WILL LEAVE YOU ALONE